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Today marks the fifth day of the duck-human war. The ducks gained large portion of territory when they overwhelmed the Pizzadeliveryguy forces. It was a massive loss. Stomach losted his husband, Alarge Greenpepperpizza, to the duck scourge. They killed him without honor and with extreme prejudice. They surrounded him and ate him alive. So today marked a special mission. Of only three people. Out of the entire platoon I selected White Trousers and Senor Fist. Who names there kids Senor, I do not know. There was a huge protest when I selected Private Trousers. He was a maverick and everyone knew it. However show great promise in the war simulations and great hatred towards the ducks. He will be useful to kill the target. Our target was the leader of the entire duck army. Whiteduck Shitface. Shitface was the same duck who slaughtered my previous comrades and trapped me in my bunker. Intel located his position at the local park. At 1800 the assault started. Lieutenant Fist and Private Trousers along with I traveled on the animal path. Whiteduck Shitface was alone by some benches... defenseless. The arrogance of Whiteduck. Thinking to be safe in his camp. We swooped  in from the front and like the coward he was he turned tail and ran. Fist was able to hit his body but Shitface only stumbled. I leapt into his body and was able landed a kick to his face and drowned him in the lake but the bastard got away further into the Lake. Just when I cursed my loss I learned Trousers was injured. I had apparently stepped on a mine chasing after Whiteduck and he stepped on the mine to not invoke the explosion on my body. The bastard. He then lifted his foot and the mine killed blew off his left leg. He bled out. We had no time to mourn. Fled in silence. What is going to happen? This mission was under my command and no results were made and a good solider died. This is hell. This is hell... This... is war.

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I'm tired. Of what I still do not know.

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Nunya
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Someone give me a gun
Why does everyone hate the rain? It's like everyone I know hates it. To me it's calming, peaceful, and serene . Especially the storms. Whenever it's rains I go outside and take a nap. It's really soothing. The cool drops hitting your skin, your damp clothing, and your dripping hair . It's just so peaceful ya kno'. Rain is the only good thing about spring. Its enjoyable . It's like the start of a new beginning. The rain just stopped and I don't know I felt like making this journal. Anyway good night.
  • Mood: Peaceful
  • Listening to: Nothing.
  • Reading: Nothing.
  • Watching: Nothing.
  • Playing: Nothing,
  • Eating: Nothing.
  • Drinking: Nothing.

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:iconkyo-akemori:
Kyo-Akemori Featured By Owner May 5, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you for the watch:squee:
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JuneMarsch Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Thanks you so much for the watch et faves !
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yekaterina-velikaya Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for all the favs and for watching! 
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Ashlmet Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015  Student Filmographer
HEY HI HELLO!

I know it's super late, but I still wanted to stop by and thank you so much for watching! It really means a lot!!

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ryodita Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you very much for the watch :)
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housunnappi Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you for the watch and the faves~ :iconsupertighthugplz:
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dalliechan Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the watch! (ㆁωㆁ*)
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ishali Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
:iconishafaveplz::iconishafaveplz2:
:iconishafaveplz3::iconishafaveplz4: and for the watch :hug:
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piplupisnumber1 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch and faves ^w^
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HappyFaceStar Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Thanks for the Watch and Faves! Much appreciated :3
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ChasePD Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I know I'm a little on the late side for this, but thanks for the watch!
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GydroZMaa Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you very much for the watch and all of the favorites~!
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hissorihaka Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
D'awwww~ Thank you so much for the Added to my devWatch!Bear Emoji-33 (Sad) [V2] 
That just made my day!Panda Emoji-32 (Happy Blush) [V2] 
I shall not let you down!
Chili Anime Emoji (I Love Chu) [V2] 
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InsaneBoredGuy Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014
Good. That's mean you remember what happened to the last man who let me down.
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hissorihaka Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm afraid to ask but I wanna know cause I don't rememebr!! :la:
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InsaneBoredGuy Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014
*in a menacing voice* I looked at him with a disapproving stare.
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KerryChan Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch, sweetie! ^^ 
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InsaneBoredGuy Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014
Sweetie? I'll have you know I'm 8 and a hlaf.
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KerryChan Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
... And?
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InsaneBoredGuy Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014
I dunno. To be frank this is my most normal reply to a thank you.
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JARRyan Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014
Thanks for Fav-ing and watching!!!
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InsaneBoredGuy Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014
I'm sorry. I won't do it again.
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Dragons-wine Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks so much for the watch & the fav! I'm sorry I don't post much so I'm boring
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InsaneBoredGuy Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014
Read my replies to my thank you's. Get a few chuckles.
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blueguitar222 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2014
Much love for the fav :meow:
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